Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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