So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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