sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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