i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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