Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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