Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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