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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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