whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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