office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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