I don't think brook has ever known best
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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