I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
