He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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