we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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