But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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