is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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