Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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