I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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