D3 body, D1 cock
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
