we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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