Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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