Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
