All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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