In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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