took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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