After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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