4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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