I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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