I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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