what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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