"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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