I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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