He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
