if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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