I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
