so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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