Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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