I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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