stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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