It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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