She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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