just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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