This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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