I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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