Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I need water and some morals
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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