why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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