After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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