explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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