Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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