god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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