dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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