She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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